This enchantment, on the other hand, does everything
Then swing away with them
Chippy's Shadowmoor #300, with its crooked tree tops and claw-like silhouettes, is one of my favorites in this category of Forest art that you could slap onto a Swamp card. Little bit of trivia: Chippy illustrated more around 120 MTG cards, including the original printings of Lotus Cobra, Gitaxian Probe, and Mishra's Bauble
Modern plays faster, tighter, and more powerful than most formats
Sneak Attack is one of the most quintessentially red cards, and it leans heavily into everything that makes the color so loud
A lategame Goodstuff Black deck wants a more innocuous, resilient commander: Gonti, Lord of Luxury, Liliana, Heretical Healer, Erebos, God of the Dead, or (my favorite) Chainer, Dementia Master are easier to get value from and will draw far less hate