Whenever a nontoken Equipment you control enters, create a token that's a copy of it, except it has "This Equipment's equip abilities cost less to activate." Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next upkeep
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it
Undead Augur Undead Augurs in that same category as the 3-drop card advantage creatures, but its a 2-drop, and is actually relevant for a certain black devotion wincon
The number of game changers a deck contains is one factor in determining which Commander 'bracket' it falls into during pre-game discussions
Sure, it might not stick around more than four turns because of the cumulative upkeep, but during that time the common Forces would eagerly serve up a healthy dish of twelve to sixteen damage unopposed
In fact, it was the last card they finished templating