Saffgor: 5 mana is a lot, and without evasion this is just getting chumped in most formats
The Hip Hop Nutcracker is brought to life by a powerhouse cast of a dozen all-star dancers, a DJ, a violinist, and MC Kurtis Blow, one of hip hops founding fathers, who opens the show with a short set

Facilier, Fortune Teller Super Rare 80 Enchantress, Unexpected Judge Common 81 Flynn Rider, Confident Vagabond Common 82 Flynn Rider, His Own Biggest Fan Rare 83 Gaston, Scheming Suitor Common 84 Little John, Loyal Friend Rare 85 Lucifer, Cunning Cat Rare 86 Pain, Underworld Imp Uncommon 87 Panic, Underworld Imp Common 88 Pete, Bad Guy Rare 89 Prince John, Greediest of All Rare 90 Queen of Hearts, Quick-Tempered Common 91 Ratigan, Criminal Mastermind Common 92 Ray, Easygoing Firefly Common 93 The Queen, Disguised Peddler Super Rare 94 Tiana, True Princess Uncommon 95 Virana, Fang Chief Common 96 Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo Rare 97 Bounce Uncommon 98 Hypnotize Common 99 Improvise Common 100 Pack Antics Rare 101 Ring the Bell Uncommon 102 Ratigans Marvelous Trap Rare 103 Baloo, Fun-Loving Bear Common 104 Boun, Precarious Entrepreneru Common 105 Card Soldiers, Full Deck Uncommon 106 Donald Duck, Not Again

It seems a great place to put Taunt from the Ramparts and Take the Bait, because Goad is very interesting with Lighting
So if the player were to lose the ability to disrupt, all these surviving characters can now wreak havoc
(Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) Creature - Elemental Color tag templates(None) Greensleeves, Maro-Sorcerer Protection from planeswalkers and from Wizards Greensleeves's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control