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Could you explain what this card does in normal English (as opposed to Magic -ese)

You crave the experience of being a Planeswalker that slings spells from your own 100 card creation

This is a removal spell that will make the target creature get -5/-5 until end of turn in Magic: The Gathering

The before and after of this copy of Survival of the Fittest done by Reddit user Msmadduh for his brother-in-law completely saved the card and probably double or tripled its worth

Garrulous Sycophant will force your foes to lose a life when you are the monarch in your end step, nice stuff right

Designer Notes: Overwhelm your opponents, stack counters, proliferate relentlessly, and let your board spiral out of control