Thousand-Year Elixir [Lorwyn] Human Advisor {T}: Each player gains control

{T}: Each player gains control of all creatures they own

Educated in Argive and highly knowledgeable in the field of artifacts

" —Tezzeret

Sacrifice Engineered Explosives: Destroy each nonland permanent with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Engineered Explosives

"I wrecked your metal guy

Thousand-Year Elixir [Lorwyn] Human Advisor {T}: Each player gains controlSet: Lorwyn Type: Artifact Rare Cost: {3} You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature. Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.