Mario Balotelli - Football Cult-Hero T-Shirt wheels or just really into French

or just really into French stereotypes

it’s a full-on life-or-death moment where the only thing more ridiculous than the duck flying over his head is the fact that he's still shouting the word duck at the top of his lungs

radiating pure joy and culinary charisma on their chest

It’s a reminder that the best things in life take time – especially when they’re cooked low and slow

like that time when you saw the video for the first time and couldn’t believe your eyes

Mario Balotelli - Football Cult-Hero T-Shirt wheels or just really into FrenchWhy always me? A player who defines what the f*ck?. Undeniably possessed everything a player would want with his feet, without the burden of anything between his ears. The design celebrates the most iconic, ridiculous moments of Balotellis career from his Why always me? t shirt after scoring against Manchester United (because who else would think of that?) to his legendary firework incident that saw him nearly burn his house down. Yes, Balotelli wasnt